Still On That Sh*t

DMX just signed a new deal with some bootleg record label

Bodog Music is thrilled to announce the worldwide signing of hip hop icon DMX to its growing roster of talented recording artists. The highly anticipated new album Walk With Me Now and You’ll Fly With Me Later, sees DMX revisiting his gritty rap roots to bring his raw signature sound back to the forefront.

Says DMX of his new home at Bodog Music, “I’m thankful for the fact that Bodog believes in me, that we share the same vision and the fact that they see in me the same thing I see. I’ll show you [Bodog Music] how it’s supposed to be done, and we’ll get to where we’re supposed to be. You got a dog for life. ”

BoDog Entertainment? WTF? That sounds too suspect. I really hope he doesn’t get bambozzled into a fake record deal like Ginuwine did a few years ago. He ain’t been right since.

Video of DMX in the booth (on that sh*t) after the cut

B*tch Files: DMX On Why Men Lie

I have to admit, I’ve fell for some really smooth game before (like 10 years ago), but I have to ask “Why Do Men Lie?” Isn’t it better just to tell a woman the truth. She’s gonna stick around anyway right? It’s men out there that’s honest about their jail time, 3-4 baby mamas and no-job-having a–es but they still get women right?

Anyway, I ran across this video of DMX giving a grand explanation of Why Men Lie along with a mock up of how he presents the lies. Unbelievable And if his wife fell for any of these, she gets the ‘dum dum’ of the year award. See the video