Bitchie Mail: Not Another Celebrity Sex Tape

You guys be sending me some crazy things in the Bitchie mail. You know the chick Natalie from Floetry, the one that’s not in the group anymore. Well she’s definitely still working.

I received this email today titled ‘Floetry Star Natalie Stewart Bares All’, clicked on the link and thought she had recorded a sex tape with her lover! But it turns out the scene is taken from a new black British film called “Reasonable Excuse’ writen and directed by Samona Naomi Williams. The film also stars Shola Ama, Nolan Weekes and Kwaku Ankomah.

Natalie has shed a lot of weight (she is now down to a size 0) and looks like death warmed up in opinion.

So I click on the link and HOLY smack! Natalie was buckynaked “taking it like a pro” in the words of Blogxilla. See the trailor and the eyebrow raising scene after the cut. Warning: For Mature Adults only. Borderline Porn…

What In Sam’s Little Ricky Hell?

Somebody please go and get the holy water? lawd! I was browsing one of my favorite sites Celebrity Blitz and came across some statements Little Richard made in his Memoir “The Life And Times Of Little Richard”.

“I used to like to watch people having sex with my band members after the show. I would pay a guy who had a huge penis to come and have sex with these ladies so I could watch them. “

“It was a big thrill to me. If the girls didn’t think they could take it, I would watch him make them take it. As I was watching, I would masturbate while someone was nibbling on my chest.”

Skinny Chicks Are Evil

Along with a new page, comes new features and I am pleased to introduced you all to The Featured Blogger of the Week: Blogxilla, winner of the Black Weblog Best New Blog Award. All I have to say is Proceed With Caution and don’t Get Fired From Your Day! *Passing th mic over to Blogxilla so he can talk about evil skinny chicks vs thick chicks*

Last night on my Internet radio show [FWNBTD - Folks With Nothing Better To Do] We discussed who took the ‘D’ better slim chicks, or thick chicks. You can click the link if you’re interested, but in all of my research as a certified Sexual Intellectual I have finally made up my mind. (for mature adults only)

Terrence Gotta Girlfriend

Yes, this is none other than Terrence Howard with the Ivanhoe slickback getting his kissy kissy on with a chick while on vacay. I’m just waiting for him to do a “hawaiian silky” commercial..lol. He’s another one that gives me great quotables. The latest comes from an interview with the productsherbal.com. When asked if he could be a pimp: